Stand by your beds! In Arcadia the regulation hair-cut to guarantee early entry to the Car Boot Sales That Matter is a Johnny Call-Up Cut as modelled by the Duke of Kent and cut to perfection by the Master Barber Mr. Natty
You can find Mr. Natty in the parlour of the Albam (Spitalfields)
on occasional Thursdays as I did after the market last. Visit me at the stall, drink tea, and then get spruced-up by the Sgt. Major's Scissorman for the Soul.