'Don't Wait Until the Perch Have Gone'

First read aloud at a night at The Horse Hospital you may now read my Brief History of Caught by the River in print within the pages of the new edition of Cally Callomon's Eastfolk Chronicle which is printed, published and available for a song from street corner urchins across the counties known as the Easterlies.  I also have copies about my person so if you see me at the back of a dusty auction house or labouring to finish my cake in a tea room please ask for a copy.