Once upon a time not so far away in the future, on the day ringed on the calendar of kitchens across Arcadia as May 20th 2012 I shall be hosting The National Vintage Fishing Tackle Fair in the fair town of Redditch, famous as the fishing tackle manufacturing capital of the known world. If you have not already booked a stall and wish to take one at this wild gathering of dealers, collectors, enthusiasts and lost anglers I have a small number left and you are advised to telephone me on field telephone 07980 274 383 forthwith.