The Caught by the River Variety Show

Once upon a time on a Friday in the not so distant future, indeed in only a fortnight's time on the evening of 25th May, I will find myself reading aloud from the stage at The Purcell Room in the Queen Elizabeth Hall on London's South Bank as part of the line-up at The Caught by the River Variety Show.  There will be quite a cast gathered over the evening which is a knees-up being staged to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the first posting on Caught by the River.  In addition to spoken words and music there will be ales at the bar and rare pandemonium in the air.  If you have yet to buy your ticket for the good of your soul you are advised to do so by dialling the telephone number 0844 847 9910 and speaking clearly into the receiver 'Good morning, without delay I would like a pair of tickets for the Caught by the River Variety Show please'.