Today from the hour of 12 Noon until the gavel comes down on Lot Number 636 you will find me rarely employed as a porter in the rod department of Angling Auctions in the Grand Hall at Chiswick Town Hall. I will be in the company of my good friend and accomplice in operations Mr. Nick Fallowfield-Cooper. Should you be attending the auction you are welcome to call in at the rod department where you will find us in good cheer. Viewing is from a half past eight.