This is an Arcadian Public Service Announcement to let you know that I shall be drinking ale and tea, as well as talking and reading from a chair on the stage in The Purcell Rooms on the South Bank on the evening of Friday May 25th as part of The Caught by the River Variety Show. You can read more about this riot of an evening which is being held to celebrate five years of Caught by the River and buy tickets using money ironed by your or anyone else's butler, we're not that fussy, by clicking here. Thank-you.