Johnson & Clark

Once upon a time in Arcadia and particularly twice a week including most notably on a Thursday, ladies and gentlemen would fill their Gentle Chutes with Giant Maggots at Johnson & Clark in the town known as Staines-by-the-Thames.  Should your Gentle Chute need filling on a Thursday you are advised to hasten to the district of London known as E1, where at Spitalfields Market on my stall opposite the Company of Square Pies I can sell you a Gentle Chute and advise on which Giant Maggot Dealer to call.