Sunday 28 October 2012

Central Heating for Ladies and Gentlemen

Across certain districts of Arcadia the clocks have gone back and the first proper coal fires of winter have been lit as the mercury fell last night.  For all those that do not have coal fires you are reminded that access to old fashioned futurist central heating may be obtained in certain Public Houses by asking the landlord or barmaid for a Watney's Brown Ale.